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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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