- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

homosexual rights to marriage

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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