- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

An Irishman walked out of a bar

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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