- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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