- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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