What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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