What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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eh

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Anti Joke

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