What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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