How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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