- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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