Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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