- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anyone can post anything.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Adam Chebali is awesome

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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