Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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