- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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