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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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