Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What page are you on The gay page.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Colin is gay but toasters are not

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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