- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

This is a joke.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Anti-jokes are funny.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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