- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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