- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

the WNBA.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Who's the fastest kid in AA

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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