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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I'm homeless.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Please ignore this statement.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Grace Ackerson

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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