Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Democracy.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why? Because.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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