Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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