How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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My mom

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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