- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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