- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

a chinese man pays the full price

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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