there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

SHUT UP JP

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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