Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Knock Knock Who did that?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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