- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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