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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

womans having rights.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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