- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A man walks into a vagina

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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