- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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