- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

lets bomb africa

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Skinny people fart less.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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