- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Good job, son.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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