- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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