womens rights

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Hail Hitler

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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