- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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