- Anti Joke

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.