What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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