- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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