My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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