Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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