- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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