- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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