- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Your mom is so old she died

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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