- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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