- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Small Penis.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Ross.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Japan

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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