- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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