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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

your mum

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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