What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Poop

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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