Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why? Why not?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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