knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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