- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A Chinese man fails a math test

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

* anti-punchline

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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