- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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