There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Mahmy

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Male leadership.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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