XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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ur gey

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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