- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

oh hey.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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