- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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