- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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