- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A gay man watches football.

homosexual rights to marriage

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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