- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Whats 1+1? window!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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