- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Go away still nothing to see

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Once upon a time, The end.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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