Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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