What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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school homewrok

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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