Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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