roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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