- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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