- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

smell the vitamin C

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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