How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Anti Joke

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