Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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hi jonny

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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