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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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