- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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