- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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