- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Leave. Now.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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