Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Obama = ebola

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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