A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

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