- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

whats hairy and crys your mom

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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