What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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