Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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