- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A bar walks into a man

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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