Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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