A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Anti Joke

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