Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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