- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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