What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

nolan is gay

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Title IX

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A black man walks out of a police station

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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