- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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