Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

black chicken. kfc

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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