- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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