- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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