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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A storm be brewin!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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