Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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