- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

The diamond one below is hilarious.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

The duck didn't cross the road.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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