A woman walks into a bar.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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