- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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