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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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