- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

hers a joke... japanese people

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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