There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Justin's life

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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