What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

like most people my age. im 27

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Dude man, I'm high...

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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