- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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