- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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