- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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