- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Click here to end the world.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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