- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

an american walks out of a strip club.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Women's Rights

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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