why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Female rights.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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