- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Tim likes girls

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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