- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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