A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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american idol

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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