Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Nero, sure you are okay?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +6

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

thumb_up thumb_down +6

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Its behind you like if you looked behind

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops