- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??