- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What happened to my sunglasses?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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