Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Heskey time.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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