- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

woman's rights

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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