- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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