- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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