- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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