- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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