- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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