- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Horse.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Knock knock. Its open.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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