- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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