- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Albert your flies undone.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

The GOV and the WHO?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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