- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A Fat Kenyan

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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