- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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