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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Kevin and Ramin

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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