whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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9/11 my birthday

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Anti Joke

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