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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

cancer

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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