A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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