The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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