A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Heskey time.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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