- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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