why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Anti Joke

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